August 19, 2008
- Today I learned a new word that I LOVE! Asshat. I also love www.urbandictionary.com because there’s visual aids in case you have trouble "seeing" what an asshat is.
- Still haven’t heard from the doctor who can interprept the EEG. But, he’s not an asshat, just a really busy doctor.
- I might get to be fast tracked to becoming a new religion! And won’t that doubly piss off my friend that was pissed off that I became ordained in about 5 minutes while it took her months of taking a class.
- I am the email parent for my kid’s kindergarten teacher and his name is Mr. Heinz. I was thinking of naming the email updates I send out, "Catch up with Mr. Heinz." Do you think he’ll like that?
- I can’t get my kids to clean their rooms. Oh, and I can’t get motivated to clean mine. Think there’s a connection?
- I should be cooking dinner right now and I’m sitting on my couch thinking of miscellaneous shit to stay out of my kitchen.
