Signs
I knew it as soon as I saw it. As soon as I saw The Sign I knew I was gonna get lucky that day. Later he denied it, but I knew better.
Once I saw The Sign I made sure to dress for the occasion (except for the very unsexy underwear but I shimmied out of them just before hand). Good push up bra, slightly low cut dress, touch of makeup, couple of spritzes of perfume strategically spritzed between the bosom being held up so nicely by good push up bra.
Knowing so early in the day that I was gonna get lucky I had fun with it the rest of the day. When I got the phone call while shopping at Target to hurry home and I could hear frisky in the voice of my one true love I took my time. But it didn’t take long after getting home that I had Mr. Horn Dog all over me! And I told him that I knew from early in the day that things would end the way they did.
And what did he do that made me know absolutely how the day would unfold? My man squeezed the toothpaste from the bottom! It’s a new way to woo me, but it worked. I was hot for him the second that I saw it.
are toothpaste diaries coming next?
Comment by Chris — July 5, 2008 @ 5:31 am
Hmmm…maybe…I’ll let you know. The toothpaste was squeezed from the bottom again this morning!
Comment by iwanna — July 5, 2008 @ 7:50 pm
Totally hilarious. But that’s what I expect from you.
Oh, and I’m jealous of your escapades. Sigh what nursing hormones to to me…
Comment by MereMortal — July 20, 2008 @ 4:24 am