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Real Mom

January 17, 2008

Today I feel like a Real Mom.  Today I know what my job is and I’m doing it (fairly well). 

One of the kids (the young one) has the sniffles and a cough so I kept her home from school.  Then I kicked in to Real Mom Mode.  The two of us stayed snuggled in bed while everyone else got ready for school (it was the day that the middle child would decide to sing her favorite new song AS LOUD AS SHE FUCKING COULD all morning).  Once the house was quiet I made the breakfast of the young one’s choice:  sunny side up eggs with some pumpkin bread with pumpkin butter.  I delivered it on one of those breakfast in bed trays, but was so relieved when my lovely (but messy as hell) daughter decided on her own that breakfast in bed could be on the floor in front of the bed.  Better for her to watch TV.  The other thing I knew a Real Mom might provide on a sick day:  Mind Numbing TV.  All the PBS the kid has to miss now that she’s part of the world that goes someplace else for at least a few hours every day.  

We are both still in our pajamas.  We are both now laying in bed.  On our 4th PBS show.  The little one tells me every hour that she still has a cough and stuff coming out of her nose therefore she is still sick.  So I get to keep being a Real Mom.  In a little while I’m going to get out of the sick bed, give the child a bell to ring in case she needs anything (I saw that on Brady Bunch–the episode when the kids had the chicken pox, I think), and I will make chicken soup (from a chicken!).  

I love when I know what I should do and can do it.   

 

Double-dog dared.

January 11, 2008

I’m not sure what this dance move is called.  My mom wouldn’t let me take dance class.  Said it would be a waste of money because I was a klutz.  I’m still bitter. 

My kids (all 3!) are in dance class.  The Boy isn’t incredibly good at it, but like his father he thinks he is.  Gotta give him credit though.  This is his first dance class.  And he’s the first of the male species at his school to take Twinkle Toes (the after school dance class offered at his school).  Sure the school is only about 6 years old, but still. 

So, on this day, at my kids’ relatively new school, just before Twinkle Toes, I showed up in my new favorite outfit:  anything with my new lime green/hot pink ribboned tutu over it (special thanks to my friend Leigh for giving it up to me!).  I pretended to my friends that I would need to be double dog dared to wear it to the kids’ school.  Ha!  I have previously shown up at the school in my pajamas (once with a big rip in the rear–thank gawd that day I had acceptable underthings on) and a prom dress.  The hubby says I need to stop doing those things before the kids stop thinking it’s fun.  Apparently they, someday, might not want to be known as the kids whose mom is too crazy/drunk/pathetic to be allowed to pick her own clothes on a regular basis.  I am so hopping that day never comes.  I love playing dress up. 

I have gotten so much use out of my tiara from the Princess Shop at Disneyland.  I wore it on my Princess & The Cowboy "date" with The Boy when he was still my only kid.  I wore it for my driver’s licence photo.  I have worn it to nearly every Fiesta Bowl parade (sitting high and doing my very best Parade Queen Wave to each and every person that passes me).  I wore it to the Disney Princesses on Ice show (I was the only mom dressed up, but all the little girls were).  I love my tiara.  I just wish I had bought a BIGGER one.  Maybe something a little more Miss Universe than Junior Little Miss.  I think a newer, BIGGER tiara would make a WONDERFUL birthday present for someone turning 40, don’t you?

I did pass along my prom dress.  But not until after wearing it to pump gas, stop at Diane’s Ribbon’s & Notions on the way to a tea party at Nancy’s house (that was the day I wore it at pick up time at school).  Also wore it on a all Princess date with Older Girl (lunch, mani/pedi, and shopping at Tar-jay).  There was also a Fiesta Bowl parade, and just around the house.  Why would I give away such a treasured item from my closet?  Well, I had it altered to be the world’s first (I think) nursing accessible prom dress.  Under the blouse part I had a tailor cut and sew up slits for my nursing kids to have access to my bosom.  And once my girls weaned it seemed unnecessary to have the world’s only (I suspect) nursing accessible prom dress.  So, I gave it up to my friend Michelle B.  Maybe when her son weans she’ll pass it on to another mother with a similar need.  And I have it on good authority that all women (because I’m pretty sure that’s all that would have a need for a nursing accessible prom dress) can count on getting lucky at least one time while wearing the dress. 

I still have other not-as-fancy prom-type dresses.  I’ve worn them out a few times.  And I have two lovely feather boas.  But the tutu in the above picture is really my first.  Not for long I hope.  Heather mentioned that tulle is going on sale soon and she is an expert sewer person, and my birthday is coming up pretty soon.  A lovely gift might be a "Teach a Friend how to sew a Tutu" Day! 

And then I will find a ballet class for fluffy-over 40-klutzes.   

 

"You should blog.  It’s soooo easy!"

                        -Someone who lied to me

Great.  Thanks.  So, I did it and now I can’t figure out how let people make comments.  And I got tons(12!), so I want them to show.  Sure, some were repeats because no one could figure out how the hell to leave a comment.  For now I get to moderate them and that’s way too much power.  I might be tempted to change them…and I already get in trouble whenever people leave their computers on around me.  (In my defense, after the first few times my friends should just know better than to leave me near their logged in computers.)

So, if anyone wants to email me and help me figure out how to let comments be unmoderated I will do that.  For now every comment is fair game if I have a weak moment or two.

 

   

I Wanna…

January 8, 2008

be as cool as all my cool friends that Blog. 

I’ve been putting off blogging myself because my friends that do it do it very well.  So, there’s all kinds of pressure.  Gotta be witty, original, have only really cute pictures of me, no spelling or major grammatical errors*, and can’t use my husband’s real name or he’ll freak!

I should start this with a little intro about me, but I think everyone I tell about this already knows everything about me.  Well, just in case you forgot here’s me:

  • I have been married for 13 years.
  • I hate the number 13, so I’m anxious to be married for 14+ years.  (And yes, I hate it because of the superstition surrounding it).
  • I have 3 kids (The Boy, 10.  The Older Girl, 6.  The Younger Girl 4.5ish).
  • I don’t mind the number 3 because it’s the square root of 9 and that’s my lucky/favorite number.
  • I turn 40 this year and am freaking out the appropriate amount about it.
  • I hated turning 37 and I think it’s because 37 is an odd number.
  • Probably the two biggest defining moments of my life were getting beaten up by a boyfriend and the death of my mother. 
  • I wonder why my first thoughts of defining moments are things that are rather negative in nature. 
  • I have a bachelor’s degree in Sociology. 
  • I "flunked" out of high school by not passing a required class my senior year.
  • I wanted to be an actress, but I could never remember my lines (which had something to do with failing chemistry, but so did not going to chemistry class).
  • I have no real plans to go back to work any time soon.
  • If/when I do go back to work it will probably have nothing to do with Sociology–not that any job I’ve had did.
  • I never know how to end.  A conversation.  A relationship.  Now a blog post.

I really wanna be a good blogger.  Here goes my try.

 

 

 

 

*I had to spell check to make sure grammatical was spelled correctly and it wasn’t!